Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff – I lose. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff - I lose.

Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. So I don’t do it, I just go Paper covers Rock!© 2016 - 2020 World Rock Paper Scissors Association Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together - you got me. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock.

Joke by Demetri Martin. Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should thrown stones and turtles are … Then I need to scramble, oh were doing the fists, ok, I guess since yours is newer were doing your thing. I thought paper would protect you!”I hate when I go in for a traditional handshake and the other person comes in with the fist thing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but thers’s no way Paper can beat Rock. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Why can’t paper do this to scissors? I like rock, paper, scissors - two-thirds. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shoot, I’m sorry. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, theyre destroyed, I cant cut stuff -- I lose. Watch the full episode online. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. I like two thirds of rock paper scissors.

OFFICIAL WEBSITE. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. Why isin’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together – you got me. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, theyre destroyed, I cant cut stuff -- I lose.

Demetri Martin: Rock, Paper, Scissors I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds.

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